Giulio Fidente - funhttp://gfidente.com/2010-12-03T00:00:00+01:00On geeks, nerds, dorks, dweebs!2010-12-03T00:00:00+01:002010-12-03T00:00:00+01:00Giulio Fidentetag:gfidente.com,2010-12-03:/2010/12/on-geeks-nerds-dorks-dweebs.html<img alt="Personality diagram for nerds" src="http://gfidente.com/images/venndiagram.jpg" />
Ieranto2010-08-18T00:00:00+02:002010-08-18T00:00:00+02:00Giulio Fidentetag:gfidente.com,2010-08-18:/2010/08/ieranto.html<p>Un'area naturale protetta della Campania istituita nel 1997. Occupa una superficie di 49,50 ha nella provincia di Napoli. E' gestita dal Fondo per l'Ambiente Italiano (FAI).</p>
<img alt="Ieranto from the outer space" src="http://gfidente.com/images/DSCN1707.JPG" />
World brewing convention2010-03-17T00:00:00+01:002010-03-17T00:00:00+01:00Giulio Fidentetag:gfidente.com,2010-03-17:/2010/03/world-brewing-convention.html<p>After the first day of a world brewing convention in the states, the CEO's of various brewing organisations retire to the bar.</p>
<p>Bruce, the CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman: "In 'Straiyla, we make the best beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters mate."</p>
<p>Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States we brew the finest beer known to mankind and i make the king of them all. Gimme a …</p><p>After the first day of a world brewing convention in the states, the CEO's of various brewing organisations retire to the bar.</p>
<p>Bruce, the CEO of Fosters, shouts to the barman: "In 'Straiyla, we make the best beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters mate."</p>
<p>Bob, CEO of Budweiser calls out next: "In the States we brew the finest beer known to mankind and i make the king of them all. Gimme a Bud."</p>
<p>Hans steps up next: "In Germany we invented das beer. Give me ein Becks, der real King of beers."</p>
<p>Paddy, CEO of Guinness steps forward: "Barman give me a diet coke with ice and lemon please."</p>
<p><em>The others stare at him in stunned silence, amazement written over their faces.</em></p>
<p>Eventually Bruce asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness Pat?"</p>
<p>Paddy replies: "Well, if you pussies aren't drinking, then neither am I."</p>
Sokkomb2010-01-28T00:00:00+01:002010-01-28T00:00:00+01:00Giulio Fidentetag:gfidente.com,2010-01-28:/2010/01/sokkomb.html<p><a class="reference external" href="http://www.iocose.org/works/sokkomb">SOKKOMB</a> is a new low-cost product designed specifically for all those citizens who are interested in Do-It-Yourself justice.</p>
Tenacious D2010-01-23T00:00:00+01:002010-01-23T00:00:00+01:00Giulio Fidentetag:gfidente.com,2010-01-23:/2010/01/tenacious-d.html<p>[Jack] The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodeling, dude. Oh, my god, inward singing!</p>
<p>[Kage] What?</p>
<p>[Jack] Check it out. It's an invention and it makes non-stop rocking possible. Think about it, man! Rock singers are only rockin you half the time, the other time they're... they're... they're... they're... breathing in but not any more baby! HAHAHA... not with inward singing. Check it out...</p>
<p><em>Jack breathing</em></p>
<p>[Singing] And then I start some lyrics …</p><p>[Jack] The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodeling, dude. Oh, my god, inward singing!</p>
<p>[Kage] What?</p>
<p>[Jack] Check it out. It's an invention and it makes non-stop rocking possible. Think about it, man! Rock singers are only rockin you half the time, the other time they're... they're... they're... they're... breathing in but not any more baby! HAHAHA... not with inward singing. Check it out...</p>
<p><em>Jack breathing</em></p>
<p>[Singing] And then I start some lyrics and you</p>
<p>[Inward Singing] Can't believe I'm singing</p>
<p>[Singing] And I'm never fucking stopping and I'm</p>
<p>[Inward Singing] Always fucking singing</p>
<p>[Singing] Now you know that I will never</p>
<p>[Inward Singing] Stop the fucking singing</p>
<p>[Singing] I'm like a fucking one man band, I'm like a fucking one man</p>
<p>[Inward Singing] Band!</p>
<p>[Jack] And I can sing like that all fuckin night...</p>
<p>[Kage] Wow... it wasn't really non-stop though. There was a slight...</p>
<p>[Jack] AHH shut up! It is non stop and the other thing is that when I'm fucking singing in it sounds even BETTER than when I'm singing out! Shut up! Fuck you! You fuckin dick! Always ney saying everything I create! You piece of shit, you create something like inward singing! You fucking shit you fucking sit in your tower...</p>
<p><em>Kage Laughing</em></p>
<p>[Jack] ...and fucking nap... what's funny? You fucking bitch!</p>
<p><em>Kage Continues To Laugh</em></p>
<p>[Jack] Fuckin, fuck yeah, fuckin... cockass! [long pause] You're fired from the band.</p>
Telnet Star Wars2008-10-24T00:00:00+02:002008-10-24T00:00:00+02:00Giulio Fidentetag:gfidente.com,2008-10-24:/2008/10/telnet-star-wars.html<p>Now just open a terminal and enter this:</p>
<blockquote>
telnet 193.202.115.241</blockquote>
<p>enjoy!</p>